HELLO WORLD! 👋

I'm Jenny.

Cat-powered infrastructure gremlin. I build things, break things, fix things, collect books, and occasionally remember to `git add .`.

🐈 more cat then person 🐧 Linux enjoyer 📚 book dragon 🍵 tea-powered 👑 KH brainrot 🧠 ADHD side-quest generator
See the chaos → Open terminal
Dark cozy coding desk with a cat watching multiple monitors
cat supervision: ACTIVE
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Serversmostly behaving
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Currently readingLoathing You · p. 42
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KH brainrotpermanent condition
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Cat departmentMiso · Mirco · Sweety
ABOUT ME

Systems, stories & silly little projects.

I like turning curiosity into something that actually runs. That means servers, scripts, dashboards, bots, books, and the occasional project that absolutely did not need to become a full application.

I am essentially organised organically grown chaos: part infrastructure gremlin, part book dragon, part Kingdom Hearts conspiracy theorist, and permanently under feline supervision.

“I have a perfectly reasonable idea.”— the sentence immediately preceding 5000 new side projects
FEATURED PROJECTS

Stuff I actually made.

GitHub ↗
🗺️ARIADNE

Ariadne

A location-tracking system for our group: OwnTracks feeds coordinates into a database, Ariadne handles the maps and Discord bot magic, and somehow it all became a real application.

PHPJSMariaDBOwnTracksOSMDiscord
📚TRACKER

Mnemosyne

A custom little home for a growing book collection because apparently owning books was not enough; they also needed infrastructure and the current avalible ones werent good enough. Favourite genres include sapphic, vampires, (dark) romance & fantasy.

PHPMariaDBPhpSpreadsheet📚
🖥️HOMELAB

Homelab

Organised organically grown chaos: Docker, reverse proxies, Linux VMs, dashboards, DNS, services, Raspberry Pis, and an alarming number of things that somehow became infrastructure.

DockerNginxProxmoxLinuxNode-REDGrafana
🐈HONEYPOT

Arachne

The Internet's least successful login portal. Deliberately fake admin pages collect scanner traffic, log the nonsense they submit, and send particularly enthusiastic criminals to Discord to laugh at.

PythonSQLiteNginxCloudflareDiscord
🧠SIDE QUESTS

And ~5000 other things

Thanks, ADHD. Some are scripts. Some are bots. Some are half-built apps. Some are ideas that escaped containment. The important thing is that they exist somewhere.

ADHDhyperfixationTODO.txt???
KATBYTE PERIMETER

The internet keeps poking the box. 🐈

● COLLECTING

A tiny deliberately fake collection of login panels lives on a Raspberry Pi in its own little corner of the network. Scanners can have their login forms; we get the telemetry.

The public side exposes a few carefully sanitised aggregate numbers, because apparently I needed a dashboard for internet goblins.

$ cat /etc/katbyte/Arachne
STATUS=ONLINE
VLAN=69
REQUESTS=---
SOURCES=---
BRAIN_STATUS=SEGFAULT

$ tail -f attacks.log
waiting for the internet...

→ open perimeter telemetry
WHAT I'M INTO
  • 👑 Kingdom Hearts
  • 📚 Sapphic · vampires · (dark) romance & fantasy
  • 🚀 Mass Effect
  • 🐈 Miso · Mirco · Sweety
  • 🧩 Weird technical rabbit holes
  • 🍵 Tea
STACK
  • OS Linux / macOS
  • WEB Nginx · PHP · JS
  • DB MariaDB · InfluxDB
  • OPS Docker · Proxmox · VMware
  • TOOLS Grafana · Node-RED · Git · Portainer
$ whoami
KatByte / Jenny
$ cat ~/.config/chaos
ORGANICALLY_GROWN=true
SIDE_QUESTS=~5000
$ help
type help to see what the cat permits.
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